Brawl at Noir  Jan 27/01

(Times are in EST)

 

[21:51] <Amadeo`Flamenco> <Whistles to himself, sitting behind the counter of the gunshop, shining up a new Austria 45 Automatic, puffing on a cigarette> Hehehe...

[21:52] <Amadeo`Flamenco> <Has some weird music playing behind him in the cheap stereo system that's wired around the storefront>

[21:53] <Amadeo`Flamenco> <Looks kinda silly :D>

[21:54] <Celesta_Vulpes> <From the back of the store> Are you listening to that barchatta crap again, Ammo?!

[21:54] <Amadeo`Flamenco> Uhm...No! <Grins>

[21:55] <Celesta_Vulpes> <From where she is, the music sounds muffled. She's unloading a gun for cleaning, while at the same time fixing her hair. There are bobby pins everywhere>

[21:56] <Amadeo`Flamenco> <Kicks his legs up onto the counter, leaning back against the wall>

[21:58] <Amadeo`Flamenco> <Whistles, getting dirt all over the counter with his boots>

[21:59] <Amadeo`Flamenco> ...<Gazes over at the mess> Oh...whoops...

[21:59] <Amadeo`Flamenco> <Continues polishing the gun>

[21:59] <Celesta_Vulpes> <A small handgun, unloaded of course, is tossed onto the counter infront of Amadeo. Celesta yells from the back> Hey, put that on display or something, will ya, Ama?

[22:00] <Amadeo`Flamenco> Right-ee-oh.

[22:01] <Celesta_Vulpes> <Done cleaning out guns for the day, she walks to the bathroom to put on make-up and put the finishing touches onto her hair>

[22:01] <Amadeo`Flamenco> <Sits up, yawning>

[22:01] <Amadeo`Flamenco> <Places the Austria 45 Automatic onto the counter, while stretching>

[22:01] <Amadeo`Flamenco> Business sure is booming.. -_-'

[22:02] <Amadeo`Flamenco> <Flicks the pieces of dirt off the counter, and opens up the display case with a weird looking key that's attached to his wrist>

[22:03] <Celesta_Vulpes> <Walks up from behind him in a mini t-shirt and one his old extra baggy pants> Well, it was this morning.

[22:03] <Amadeo`Flamenco> I was sleeping all morning...

[22:04] <Celesta_Vulpes> I'm sure you still woke up to notice the big fat guy who came in.

[22:04] <Amadeo`Flamenco> Mm...yeah..I guess...

[22:04] <Celesta_Vulpes> He was really loud. <Face scrunches up> And had a lot of gas. I had to disinfect the place after he left.

[22:04] <Amadeo`Flamenco> <Places the nicely polished guns in the display case>

[22:05] <Amadeo`Flamenco> Jeez, that sucks.

[22:05] <Celesta_Vulpes> You bet. Atleast he bought a few things. <Jumps onto the counter and sits down>

[22:05] <Celesta_Vulpes> So Ammo, what do you want to do tonight?

[22:05] <Amadeo`Flamenco> I dunno, want to try and get to that club again? This time we don't mug someone.

[22:06] <Celesta_Vulpes> Sounds good.

[22:06] <Celesta_Vulpes> I have twenty bucks to spare today. I hear it's full of a bunch of "goths" though. What are those?

[22:07] <Amadeo`Flamenco> I really don't know.

[22:07] <Celesta_Vulpes> <Tries to remember if it was "goths" or "goffs">

[22:07] <Celesta_Vulpes> C'mon, Ammo. You know this place more than I do. You mean to tell me you don't know what "goths" are?

[22:07] <Amadeo`Flamenco> <Shakes his head, grinning>

[22:10] <Celesta_Vulpes> <Hops off of the counter> Armed?

[22:11] <Celesta_Vulpes> <Turns around to him> Or not armed?

[22:11] <Amadeo`Flamenco> Mm...

[22:11] <Amadeo`Flamenco> Nah.

[22:11] <Celesta_Vulpes> Oh, you're no fun.

[22:12] <Celesta_Vulpes> <Jumps over the counter and into the back. Returns stuffing something into the very baggy pants> Okay, let's go! <Jumps over the counter again and walks out of the door>

[22:12] <Duncan_Williams> <sitting at a table in Noir>

[22:12] <Amadeo`Flamenco> <Blinks, leaping off the chair he was on, onto the other side of the counter>

[22:14] <Celesta_Vulpes> <Runs down the street, and stops to tie her shoes laces.>

[22:14] <Amadeo`Flamenco> Hey..wait-up! <Locks the store>

[22:15] <Neko`> <has already talked to charles about going on her "sabbatical". Instead of two weeks, she'll be leaving in a couple of days.>

[22:16] <Neko`> <tray in hand she walks towards duncan> Allo, do you need anything monsieur?

[22:16] <Duncan_Williams> Coffee would be nice

[22:16] <Celesta_Vulpes> <After a bit more running, she pushes open the doors to the bar>

[22:16] <Neko`> <nods> oui, one moment i will be back

[22:17] <Neko`> <as she passes the doorway she notices celesta walk in> Hello <she smiles>

[22:18] <Amadeo`Flamenco> <Catches up to Celesta, panting> Shiest!

[22:18] <Celesta_Vulpes> <Jumps up and down giddily at the sight of oddly dressed people and then pushes open the doors again to yell down the street at Amadeo> Purata! (Hurry up) There're a bunch of weirdos in here you just gotta see!

[22:19] <Celesta_Vulpes> <Almost gets run into by Amadeo> Eep! Hey, there you are! <Jumps back into the bar>

[22:19] <Amadeo`Flamenco> <Stops next to Celesta>

[22:19] <Neko`> <she walks to the bar and fixes a coffee for the customer, bringing it back, she sees an odd looking white haired chap>

[22:19] <Amadeo`Flamenco> <Tries not to laugh at some of the people in here> And I thought I dressed funny.

[22:20] <Neko`> <thinks: the girl is alright, the guy doesn't look like he'll fit in..poor guy>

[22:20] <Celesta_Vulpes> <Closes her ears after taking in more of the music> What is this trash anyways? Maldicion, I'm getting a headache...

[22:20] <Neko`> <smiles at the two of them and motions to a spare table at the side of the club> you can sit there if you like. i'll be with you in a moment.

[22:21] <Celesta_Vulpes> <Sees that some of the people have piercings all over their body. She runs back to Amadeo and points at some of them> Look! Look! I want one in my nose like that!

[22:21] <Neko`> <from a pocket in her apron she pulls out a clean ashtray and hands it to the white haired guy>

[22:21] <Amadeo`Flamenco> Don't those hurt? o_0

[22:21] <Neko`> <she then walks back to duncan and hands him his coffee>

[22:21] <Celesta_Vulpes> <Grins and runs off into the large crowd of people> Who knows!

[22:21] <Amadeo`Flamenco> Hrm?

[22:21] <Duncan_Williams> thanks

[22:21] <Amadeo`Flamenco> <Takes the ashtray> Oh!

[22:22] <Amadeo`Flamenco> <Takes out his cigarette and puts it out>

[22:23] <Neko`> [Funnily Dressed Goth] <walks up to Celesta> Hi, my name is Alucard, may i suck your blood? <draws closer to her mouth open, staring at her neck>

[22:23] <Amadeo`Flamenco> <Looks at Celesta> O_O

[22:23] <Amadeo`Flamenco> <Rushes up to her> HEY! >_<!

[22:24] <Amadeo`Flamenco> Drink someone elses blood!

[22:24] <Neko`> [Funnily Dressed Goth] Very well...<goes after Amadeo>

[22:24] <Amadeo`Flamenco> A-Ah! Get away! >_<

[22:24] <Neko`> <mind you this is a huge goth, a man of 6'7" with a black swooping cape>

[22:24] <Neko`> <laughs> Alucard, be nice, they are new here and do not know you jest.

[22:25] <Neko`> <pats the large man and he laughs, right in Amadeo's face>

[22:25] <Amadeo`Flamenco> o_o <Blink, blink>

[22:25] <Neko`> <the large man walks away>

[22:25] <Neko`> May i get you anything?

[22:26] <Neko`> <has a pad of paper in hand and turns to celeste and amadeo>

[22:28] <Celesta_Vulpes> <Looks at the tall vampire-like man> Um...

[22:28] <Amadeo`Flamenco> o_o <Looks at Celesta>

[22:29] <Celesta_Vulpes> <Looks at Amadeo> o_o

[22:29] <Neko`> <neko stands there, still waiting to see if either of them would like anything to drink>

[22:29] <Amadeo`Flamenco> <Mouths> Freeaaaky.

[22:29] <Amadeo`Flamenco> <Looks at Neko> Oh! er..Got any -NEO PEPSI!- ?

[22:30] <Celesta_Vulpes> <Walks up to the tall vampire man and tugs on his sleeve> Hey, can I have a ride?

[22:30] <Neko`> <nods> would you like the neo-pepsi alone or with something else?

[22:31] <Amadeo`Flamenco> Neo Pepsi..umm.. ^_^' and you!

[22:32] <Celesta_Vulpes> <Stares stupidly at Amadeo and Neko, then laughs. "Nice try, Ammo">

[22:32] <Neko`> <the strange looking goth looks down at her and with a toothy grin smiles> Sure little lady.

[22:32] <Neko`> [Big Goth] <picks her up by her armpits and puts her on his back>

[22:32] <Celesta_Vulpes> <Turns her attention back to the tall person> Yipee!

[22:32] <Neko`> [Big Goth] <swings her around she sees over all the people in the club easily>

[22:33] <Celesta_Vulpes> <Sits on his shoulders and giggles, looking around>

[22:33] <Celesta_Vulpes> <Points over to a denser area of the crowd> Let's go there! Let's go, tall person!

[22:34] <Neko`> [Big Goth] One Second Little Lady. <somehow maneuvers his cape off his shoulders and hands it to celeste> You can wear the cape then we will look very scary. <toothy grin>

[22:34] <Celesta_Vulpes> Oooh. <Puts on the cape>

[22:35] <Neko`> [Big Goth] <runs through the crowd, his deep voice resonating> Excuse me, pretty lady and ugly man coming through...excuse me...

[22:35] <Celesta_Vulpes> Is the purpose to look really scary, tall guy? <Pokes the tall person's head>

[22:35] <Amadeo`Flamenco> ^_^"

[22:35] <Neko`> [Big Goth] <looks up> no, but you attract more attention that way.

[22:36] <Celesta_Vulpes> Oh, okay! <Grins and takes out a large chain from her pants> Can we hit people to get their attention instead?

[22:37] <Celesta_Vulpes> <Bounces up and down on his shoulders> Can we, huh? Can we?

 

[22:37] <Neko`> [Big Goth] <stands there thinking> <walks to the back room, bending down a bit so that celeste can grab hold of a broom stick> Now you look like a witch and you can sweep them all away.

[22:37] <Celesta_Vulpes> <Puts the chain away, and takes the broom instead> Okay...

[22:37] <Celesta_Vulpes> You're fun, tall guy! What's your name again?

[22:38] <Neko`> [Big Goth] Alucard. <walks back towards the funny looking white haired guy> is he your boyfriend?

[22:38] <Celesta_Vulpes> Nooooo!!! <Makes a gagging face> He's more like my bro.

[22:38] <Neko`> [Big Goth] <toothy grin> Hi. <looks back down at amadeo>

[22:38] <Amadeo`Flamenco> <Still hasn't gotten a reply from Neko >_<!> Er..?

[22:38] <Celesta_Vulpes> We grew up together, ma-an!

[22:40] <Neko`> <looks at amadeo> Drink Me? But...<confused as it doesn't translate well in french> but I am not a drink?

[22:40] <Celesta_Vulpes> <Swings the broom around like quarter staff before smacking someone in the face with the bristly end> Take that, bitch!

[22:40] <Amadeo`Flamenco> <Slaps his forehead>

[22:40] <Amadeo`Flamenco> <Mission: Failure>

[22:40] <Amadeo`Flamenco> Er..Nevermind. ^_^'

[22:40] <Neko`> [Big Goth] Are you trying to pick up Neko?! <scary look on his face as big goth is protective of neko>

[22:40] <Amadeo`Flamenco> O_O

[22:41] <Celesta_Vulpes> <"What about that girl over there in the corner, Ammo?">

[22:41] <Amadeo`Flamenco> N-No! ^_^""

[22:41] <Celesta_Vulpes> <Pokes Alucard's head> Hey, let's go! There are more people over there! <Bounces on his shoulders again> C'mon! Let's go!

[22:41] <Amadeo`Flamenco> Um...let's see.. Je..Voudrais uh, coucher avec vouc ce soir? o_o

[22:42] <Celesta_Vulpes> <Stares at Amadeo; she didn't know he knew french>

[22:42] <Neko`> <her eyes light up and a hand, in lightning speed connects with amadeo's face>

[22:42] <Amadeo`Flamenco> >_<!!

[22:42] <Celesta_Vulpes> <"Ouch.">

[22:42] <Neko`> NO! <takes a pitcher of ice water and pours it on him>

[22:42] <Celesta_Vulpes> <Jumps down from the tall guys shoulders> Hey!

[22:42] <Amadeo`Flamenco> Alright! So I don't know Fr-AIEE!!

[22:43] <Amadeo`Flamenco> What'd I do!?

[22:44] <Neko`> [Big Goth] <amadeo is in trouble now> You made neko mad...

[22:44] <Celesta_Vulpes> <Puts up her fists infront of Neko> You can't do that to Ammo and get away with it, you weird cabra!

[22:44] <Amadeo`Flamenco> Um..Je..Regrette?

[22:44] <Duncan_Williams> [Herusu] <at the New York RT site> my transport is in disrepair? [Tech] <nods> yep

[22:44] <Amadeo`Flamenco> <Rubs his cheek>

[22:45] <Celesta_Vulpes> <Takes out the large chain from her pants and tackles Neko to the floor with it> Yah!

[22:45] <Neko`> YOWEE!!

[22:45] <Amadeo`Flamenco> Uh..<Thinks> Vos yeux sont trop grandes, je tomberai dans eux?

[22:45] <Amadeo`Flamenco> Ack! Cel!

[22:45] <Amadeo`Flamenco> o_o

[22:45] <Andrew`Pawlowski> [Kenny] <on stage in the club, over the mic> Damn that looked painful

[22:45] <Duncan_Williams> [Tech] there was a problem before you came actually it'll take another day to fix [Herusu] another day?~

[22:45] <Celesta_Vulpes> <A large chain is soon wrapped around Neko's neck.> Ha!

[22:45] <Duncan_Williams> ?!

[22:46] <Neko`> [Big Goth] <looks down at celeste> pretty girl why are you hurting neko?

[22:46] <Andrew`Pawlowski> [Tim] jesus, chain and all

[22:46] <Amadeo`Flamenco> H-Hey! Cel! Leave her alone.

[22:46] <Amadeo`Flamenco> So I don't know french! >_<

[22:46] <Neko`> [Big Goth] <goes and picks celeste up by her waist band and drops her on amadeo>

[22:46] <Celesta_Vulpes> <Lets go of the chain, and looks up at Alucard> This bitch hurt Ammo!

[22:46] <Celesta_Vulpes> Eep!

[22:46] <Amadeo`Flamenco> ACK! <Whump!>

[22:46] <Neko`> [Big Goth] Don't be mean to Neko. She is my friend.

[22:47] <Herusu_Hunter> <at that time happens to walk into Noir> -_-

[22:47] <Neko`> <is out cold on the floor>

[22:47] <Celesta_Vulpes> <Jumps to her feet and runs over to Neko. Yanking her chain free from around Neko's neck> This is my favorite chain...

[22:47] <Amadeo`Flamenco> >_<

[22:47] <Herusu_Hunter> <looks to Neko then to Celesta then the chain>

[22:48] <Neko`> [Big Goth] <finds two empty barrels that are half filled with ice that were used for keeping beer cold>

[22:48] <Amadeo`Flamenco> @_@ Ow..

[22:48] <Herusu_Hunter> What the hell is going on?!

[22:48] <Amadeo`Flamenco> <Rubs his forehead>

[22:48] <Celesta_Vulpes> <Picks up the broom again, which she dropped.> This could be useful.

[22:49] <Neko`> [Big Goth] <brings the two huge barrels over and brings them both over celesta's and amadeo's head. he then begins to bang on the both of the barrels, the sound resonating loudly>

[22:49] <Celesta_Vulpes> <Puts the chain away, and swings the broom around and infront of herself, keeping an eye on Alucard>

[22:49] <Amadeo`Flamenco> >_<! <Passes out>

[22:49] <Andrew`Pawlowski> [Kenny] <mic> take it outside

[22:49] <Herusu_Hunter> <kneels down, hand checking Neko's pulse> Neko?

[22:49] <Celesta_Vulpes> Oh, sh-- <Drops the broom as the barrel is put over her head>

[22:49] <Matt_Hannon> <walks into the hot nightclub Noir, dressed flamboyantly in a garish orange, blue and yellow outfit, with an eyepatch, to the scene of a brewing bar brawl>

[22:49] <Neko`> <grumbles> maman?

[22:50] <Celesta_Vulpes> <Also gets knocked out>

[22:50] <Matt_Hannon> Hey, come on now! What's going on here?!

[22:50] <Neko`> <the whole club turns to the garishly clad gentleman, the music stops>

[22:50] <Amadeo`Flamenco> <'I shoulda studied French..'>

[22:50] <Neko`> <NO ONE wears ORANGE to a goth club>

[22:50] <Matt_Hannon> <sees two beautiful women, a GIANT goth guy, and some white-haired dude all in the same spot> Chill out all!

[22:50] <Andrew`Pawlowski> [Kenny] <mic> man this just keeps getting weirder and weirder

[22:50] <Herusu_Hunter> Neko?

[22:51] <Neko`> [Big Goth] <walks upt to ugly dressed man> I'm sorry...you are not in the right place.

[22:51] <Andrew`Pawlowski> [Kenny] <mic> Dude in the orange you better leave before you get shot

[22:51] <Matt_Hannon> Come on! Can't a guy get a drink around here?

[22:51] <Amadeo`Flamenco> >_o..Wha?

[22:51] <Neko`> [Big Goth] <picks up man by his collars and throws him on top of the barrels>

[22:52] <Matt_Hannon> Well now, we can't have that, can we?

[22:52] <Amadeo`Flamenco> Where in the..? <Looks around, dazed and confuzzled>

[22:52] <Matt_Hannon> <gets up and streches to his full height, an imposing...>

[22:52] <Tim`Kanold> <walks over to Herusu> what the hells going on?

[22:52] <Amadeo`Flamenco> <Blinks, remember> Oh..yeah..<Sigh>

[22:52] <Herusu_Hunter> <looks up to Tim> don't look at me, I just got here

[22:52] <Neko`> <begins to regain conciousness>

[22:52] <Herusu_Hunter> <looks back down> Neko?

[22:52] <Neko`> <blink blink> Herusu?

[22:52] <Amadeo`Flamenco> <Happens to be next to Neko>

[22:52] <Tim`Kanold> I couldn't see what happened from behind the drums

[22:52] <Amadeo`Flamenco> <Rubs his head>...What's with the ringing?

[22:53] <Celesta_Vulpes> <Is flat out cold, still>

[22:53] <Amadeo`Flamenco> <Turns his head, facing Neko> Er!..Je..Je regrette?

[22:53] <Matt_Hannon> <streches to his full, imposing height of...5'6">

[22:53] <Amadeo`Flamenco> I'm sorry, I'm not good at French.

[22:53] <Neko`> <looks to amadeo> <nods> ok...

[22:53] <Herusu_Hunter> Neko? You alright?

[22:53] <Amadeo`Flamenco> = \ <Rubs his head still, looking over to Celesta>

[22:53] <Matt_Hannon> <pulls out a pair of brass knuckles> You wanna peice of me big shot?

[22:54] <Neko`> oui...<puts her hand to her tender neck> i shall be fine.

[22:54] <Tim`Kanold> ....

[22:54] <Celesta_Vulpes> <Is actually drooling>

[22:54] <Amadeo`Flamenco> <Looks back at Neko> Sorry about everything...we'll leave...<Sigh>

[22:54] <Neko`> [Big Goth] <looks down at the gaudy suit> You are very small. I laugh at you. <bends down to laugh in his face just like he did amadeo>

[22:54] <Matt_Hannon> <looks at the knockout knocked out((Celesta hehe)) and grins> You did that to the little lady over there?

[22:55] <Neko`> <nods> it is alright, i still have to get you your neo pepsi <faint smile>

[22:55] <Matt_Hannon> <reels from the bad breath>

[22:55] <Amadeo`Flamenco> O-oh?..Thanks. <Smiles>

[22:55] <Herusu_Hunter> <Matt suddenly gets THROWN across the room> [Hanz] you vant some girly man?!

[22:55] <Tim`Kanold> Hey Rusu maybe we should move

[22:55] <Matt_Hannon> <walks back over to Hanz after picking himself up> NOW I'm getting pissed off...

[22:55] <Tim`Kanold> [Lil'Franz] Vah! Show him Hanz

 

[22:56] <Celesta_Vulpes> <Slowly regains consciousness, wiping her mouth with the back of her hand and getting to her feet>

[22:56] <Herusu_Hunter> [Hanz} <flings Matt out the door>

[22:56] <Neko`> [Big Goth] I will suck your blood. <has taken back the cape from celeste and walks through where Matt lands. taking him in his arms, surounding him in the cape, he give him a head butt>

[22:56] <Amadeo`Flamenco> <Rolls over to Celesta>

[22:56] <Amadeo`Flamenco> Hey..you alright?

[22:56] <Matt_Hannon> <grins after getting head-butted> You think I can't take a bit of punishment?

[22:56] <Celesta_Vulpes> <Shakily stands up> Maldicion, what hit me? <Brings a hand to her head>

[22:57] <Herusu_Hunter> [Hanz] vah, no vone messes on my vatch <is bouncer there>

[22:57] <Celesta_Vulpes> <Looks around for Alucard> Where is that big fat galoot.... anyways...?

[22:57] <Tim`Kanold> [Lil'Franz] Vah! Girly man

[22:57] <Herusu_Hunter> <holds out a hand to help Neko up>

[22:57] <Neko`> [Big Goth] <hears celeste and grins> Pretty lady I am here. Did you say sorry to Neko?

[22:57] <Matt_Hannon> <walks back in> You think I can't take the hits? Hah! <jumps over to the big goth and breaks his nose with a skillful 1-2 combination> You want blood, have some of your own!

[22:57] <Neko`> <stands up and dusts herself off>

[22:58] <Tim`Kanold> This is strange

[22:58] <Celesta_Vulpes> <Shakes her head, and looks over to Neko> Uh, dizculpaz... <has fuzzy vision>

[22:58] <Neko`> [Big Goth] <stands there looking at matt, his blows having no affect>

[22:58] <Herusu_Hunter> [Hanz] you vant more I see! <grabs Matt and heaves him through the window this time>

[22:58] <Tim`Kanold> <looking at matt> dude why would anybody dress like that

[22:58] <Amadeo`Flamenco> <Stands up, brushing himself off, and lifts Celesta up>

[22:58] <Tim`Kanold> Hes got homo written all over him

[22:58] <Neko`> [Big Goth] <stands there with a bleeding nose but still shaken>

[22:59] <Celesta_Vulpes> <Looks over towards the fighting> Oooh...

[22:59] <Celesta_Vulpes> <This seems to wake her up> Hey, look Ama! <points>

[22:59] <Matt_Hannon> <comes back in> Now THIS is what I came in here for! <does a scissors-kick to Hanz's legs, scything 1 out. Does he fall...>

[22:59] <Amadeo`Flamenco> <Looks to where Cel is pointing> Oh, fight..let's not get involved this time..I..have a headache.

[23:00] <Amadeo`Flamenco> Let's head to the bar...I'm thirsty.

[23:00] <Amadeo`Flamenco> Your call..<Grins>

[23:00] <Amadeo`Flamenco> <Walks over to the bar, taking a seat on one of the stools next to Celesta>

[23:01] <Amadeo`Flamenco> <Rubs his head>..Awgh..the ringin'

[23:01] <Neko`> <then HE walks in>

[23:01] <Herusu_Hunter> [Hanz] <matts sciccor kick does nothing to the buff Austrian>

[23:01] <Celesta_Vulpes> <Rubbing her head still, she leans against the bar> Maldicion...

[23:01] <Neko`> <towering a humongous 7'0" he walks towards Alucard>

[23:01] <Amadeo`Flamenco> Maldicion indeed.

[23:01] <Neko`> [Big Goth's Even Bigger Brother] You hurt my brother?

[23:01] <Herusu_Hunter> [Hanz] Vell little boy, you vant to play more? <throws him out the window yet again>

[23:01] <Matt_Hannon> Oh hell...

[23:01] <Celesta_Vulpes> Didn't you used to always say "carajo" or someth'n? Bah... you change too much.

[23:02] <Amadeo`Flamenco> Carajo...oh yeah.

[23:02] <Matt_Hannon> <goes flying out the window and yells down the street to a few pals> Hey, guys, we got a good one here!

[23:02] <Tim`Kanold> [Kenny] <has started playing el scorcho with the band>

[23:02] <Herusu_Hunter> [Hanz] Little Franz, you may have to go get the Augs

[23:02] <Matt_Hannon> <smiles, showing a mouth missing more than 1 tooth, as a four friends walk over to him>

[23:03] <Tim`Kanold> [Lil'Franz] Vah! Vah!

[23:03] <Matt_Hannon> Ok guys, I think we've got a good one here. 2 huge goths, a giant bouncer, and one little guy I can pick on((<grins>))

[23:03] <Celesta_Vulpes> <Looks over her shoulder at the fighting, and sighs>

[23:03] <Amadeo`Flamenco> Go ahead..what do you want first?

[23:03] <Tim`Kanold> [Lil'Franz] <heads off to a room>

[23:03] <Matt_Hannon> Ready? [group] Yeah! <Matt> CHARGE!!!!

[23:03] <Amadeo`Flamenco> I'll order for us while you attend.

[23:03] <Tim`Kanold> [Lil'Franz] <returns a short while later with two black bags>

[23:03] <Neko`> [Big Goth's Even Bigger Brother] No one hurts Alucard without having to face Tin-Tin.

[23:03] <Matt_Hannon> [Group] <Charges in through the front door, 5 guys ranging from Matt's 5'6" to 5'8">

[23:04] <Tim`Kanold> <one bag says "Hanz" the other "Lil'Franz">

[23:04] <Herusu_Hunter> [Hanz] <Matt is met by Hanz and little Franz who are holding Steyr Augs>

[23:04] <Matt_Hannon> [Group] <All of them wield various implements of Non-lethal damage, such as nunchucks, brass knuckles, gloves, etc>

[23:04] <Amadeo`Flamenco> ...<Nods to Neko as she gets that Neo-Pepsi!>

[23:04] <Neko`> <then...out of nowhere>

[23:04] <Celesta_Vulpes> <Sits down on the bar counter> Ammo, I think I should help Alucard... or maybe that colorful guy... <rubs her head again> Eesh.

[23:05] <Neko`> <the lights go out, there is total pandemonium>

[23:05] <Matt_Hannon> Ok guys, looks like some artillery is needed here...

[23:05] <Matt_Hannon> CRAP!

[23:05] <Amadeo`Flamenco> o_o Ack!

[23:05] <Tim`Kanold> [Lil'Franz] Leave flabba master

[23:05] <Herusu_Hunter> [Hanz] I am asking vou to leave

[23:05] <Neko`> <since everyone is wearing all black except matt...>

[23:05] <Amadeo`Flamenco> Um..Neko?

[23:05] <Matt_Hannon> <pulls out an uzi, his friends grab shotguns or sub-machine guns from under their long trenchcoats> Don't think bar-fighters don't come prepared for the likes of you...

[23:05] <Matt_Hannon> Now, why don't we both put down the weapons?

[23:05] <Tim`Kanold> [Lil'Franz] He is Hanz and I am Franz, and ver going to <claps then points at matt> pump you full of lead!

[23:05] <Amadeo`Flamenco> Um..Cel..I hear guns.

[23:05] <Neko`> [Big Goth's Even Bigger Brother] Go after the orange freak! <everyone runs after them>

[23:05] <Celesta_Vulpes> <Hears a familiar sound> I do too...

[23:06] <Matt_Hannon> I don't want this to get lethal...

[23:06] <Matt_Hannon> For ANYBODY.

[23:06] <Amadeo`Flamenco> Get behind the counter...now...

[23:06] <Celesta_Vulpes> <Gets down under the counter> Maldicion, Ama.

[23:06] <Neko`> <turns to herusu> herusu?!

[23:06] <Amadeo`Flamenco> <Hops over the counter, where Neko supposedly is>

[23:06] <Celesta_Vulpes> <Scrambles back out, and jumps behind it instead>

[23:06] <Neko`> <can't see herusu>

[23:06] <Matt_Hannon> Whaddya say big guy?

[23:06] <Herusu_Hunter> [Hanz] put do vou 'ave nightvision? Girly man? <Matt is suddenly kicked in the groin REALLY hard>

[23:06] <Amadeo`Flamenco> Neko, get down...there's guns out there.

[23:06] <Herusu_Hunter> Neko?

[23:07] <Amadeo`Flamenco> <Grumbles> You're right...shoulda came armed.

[23:07] <Celesta_Vulpes> Whaaa! I can't see. This is dumb!

[23:07] <Neko`> <hides behind the bar>

[23:07] <Tim`Kanold> [Tim] God damn, guns and all

[23:07] <Amadeo`Flamenco> <Grumbles> Neko, where's the phone? I think calling the cops is the best option here!

[23:07] <Herusu_Hunter> <looking around with a small flashlight>

[23:07] <Matt_Hannon> Hey, MIKEY! <a 5'8" guy walks up with a pair of night-vision goggles and a LARGE shotgun> Put down the guns, Austrian boys, let's just fight this the way bar fights are supposed to be...

[23:08] <Matt_Hannon> <to one of his friends> Run, go get the BIGGEST flashlight you can find, ASAP <the friend takes off>

[23:08] <Neko`> <takes a cellphone out of her apron pocket and hands it to amadeo>

[23:08] <Tim`Kanold> [Nez] <walks up behind them, he is a small french guy with a huge nose, he pulls out a TMP> [disregard]

[23:08] <Amadeo`Flamenco> Thanks! <Calls 9-1-1>

[23:08] <Amadeo`Flamenco> Er..Merci!

[23:09] <Amadeo`Flamenco> <Talks to dah cops! >_<

[23:09] <Tim`Kanold> [Kenny] <is now playing "suck you dry" by mudhoney with the band> I wanna see some blood!

[23:09] <Neko`> <the floor is slippery from the ice that Neko spilled on Amadeo, Matt slips>

[23:09] <Matt_Hannon> <hears the familiar frightened discussion between the cops and some wussie boy> Crap, they've got cops on the way!

[23:09] <Herusu_Hunter> <crawling along the floor, he reaches the bar>

[23:10] <Amadeo`Flamenco> <Turns off the phone, had informed the cops>

[23:10] <Amadeo`Flamenco> <Grins> This should be fun. <Hands it to Neko>

[23:10] <Tim`Kanold> <following behind herusu> this sucks man

[23:10] <Herusu_Hunter> Yeah really

[23:10] <Celesta_Vulpes> <Yanks on Amadeo's shirt. She had taken advantage of the lights out and had snuck in a drink or two.> Hey, you din't jus call da cops, did ju?

[23:10] <Tim`Kanold> It is NY after all, I dunno what we were expecting

[23:10] <Matt_Hannon> <turns to his friends> Ok guys, let's jet. No point getting arrested. <turns to the others> You guys have no clue how to have a bar brawl.

[23:10] <Matt_Hannon> [Group] <exits stage right, stage left even!>

[23:11] <Herusu_Hunter> <stops and sits with his back against the wall facing Neko and Amadeo> yeah, crazy town

[23:11] <Celesta_Vulpes> <Falls flat on her back, out cold again>

[23:11] <Neko`> <neko takes back the phone and puts it back into her apron pocket>

[23:11] <Matt_Hannon> <slips on the ice that Neko spilled and has to crawl out undignified on his hands and knees> 

 

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